Okay.. so.. here goes. Be patient with me is all I ask. I'd further ask to be gentle.. but.. this IS the internet; and, I know that if I don't cut the mustard.. I'll be chopped up and fed (in tiny bite-sized pieces) to the Rottweillers of the world wide web (otherwise and heretofore known as "mac users" and/or power-bloggers). This is my virgin blogging experience. Sure.. I've prated and prattled and opined and got up on my soap-box and bitched and whined and complained. On...